By Crumpet
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By Crumpet
Of Life, Love and Lust.
"He looked like the poet Shelley after a big night out with Lord Byron."
P.G.Wodehouse
Bill: "Peg wants me to barbecue 20 pounds of Mexican sausage. I got half a tank of propane left. You think that's enough? I figure I can top it off with some lighter fluid or something."
Hank: "Bill, you do not want to be mixing and matching your petrochemicals. The Propane Association recommends that you--"
Dale: "It will be fine Bill. Burn is burn."
Bill: ""Burn is burn." I got to remember that."
Kristian Smedsin Tuntematon sotilas: "Are you mad? Are you mader then Brian Mad from Madcastle, are you?"
Gary in Men Behaving Badly
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