Use the loaf, Pilbeam

Angela Chase: "This life has been a test. If this had been an actual life, you would have received instructions on where to go and what to do." 

In My So-Called Life

By Bean & Crumpet

Subdued and chastened

Ben Hood: "Paul, I was thinking, this may be as good as time as any to have a little talk. About, uh.Well, about a..well the hole gamut. Uh. Facts of life. 'Cos I tell you this, there are things happening that you are probably old enough to digest."

Paul Hood: "Things."

Ben Hood: "Things that happen between a... Uh..Well, uh. On the self-abuse front. And this is important. I don't think it's advisable to do it in the shower. Wastes water and electricity and because we all expect you to be doing it in there anycase. And not on the linen. Uh. Anyway, if your worried about anything at all, uh, feel free to ask, and we'll look it up."

Paul Hood: "Dad, you know I'm sixteen."

Ben Hood: "All to more reason to having this little heart to heart."

In The Ice Storm

By Bean & Crumpet

He concentrated on the problem exercising his brain vigorously

Two young teenaged boys, in a shop, talking:
Boy 1: "My life is shit."
Boy 2: "So is my, 'cause I don't have a girlfriend."

By Crumpet
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Kaksi nuorta teinipoikaa, kaupassa, juttelevat:
Poika 1: "Mun elämä on paskaa."
Poika 2: "Niin munki, ku mulla ei oo tyttöystävää."

By Crumpet