He would supply them with his waist measurements

Arthur: "Ah, dinner Italiano! Whumbaa! Aren't you having anything, sweetheart?"

Carrie: "No, I'm on a diet."

Arthur: "Ah, you kids with your dieting and your health. In my day, we dropped dead of a massive coronary in our mid-fifties and we liked it!"

In King of Queens

By Bean & Crumpet

Halibut on a fishmonger's slab

The saddest form of eating is eating while walking.
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Surullisin syömisen muoto on kävellessä syöminen.

By Bean & Crumpet

Shuddering strongly

A table companion you don't want to meet.

1. He licks his fingers clean of food in a noisily manner.

2. He slurps every spoonful of his soup.

3. He snorts snot in between eating.

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Pöytätoveri, jota et halua tavata.

1. Hän nuolee sormiaan puhtaaksi ruuasta äänekkäästi lipoen.

2. Hän hörppii jokaisen lusikallisen keittoaan.

3. Hän ryystää räkäänsä syömisen lomassa.

By Crumpet

There was every need

Children in the kitchen.

Who would have thought, that in Paris they would know, how we were, when we were tiny?

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Lapset keittiössä. 

Kuka olisi arvannut, että Pariissa tiedetään, millaisia me pikkuisina olimme?

By Bean & Crumpet

Let's have the whole story from start to finish

Buck Strickland: "I like to eat, I like to hump and I don't like to drive."

In King of the Hill

By Bean & Crumpet