"He looked like the poet Shelley after a big night out with Lord Byron."

P.G.Wodehouse


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perjantai 21. syyskuuta 2012

There are many kinds of walk

Question of the day:

how can one get red wine moustache from white wine?
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Päivän kysymys:

miten voi saada valkoviiniä juotuaan punaviiniviikset?

By Crumpet

tiistai 21. helmikuuta 2012

This seemed to interest Uncle Percy

Richie Iannucci: "Okey. Goin' in to your head, you're goin' to have to choose one. Would you rather have toothpicks showed under your fingernails or take the subway, at rush hour, naked?
Doug Heffernan: "Hmm, let's... I'm going to go with the toothpicks, just for everyone elses sake."
Richie: "All right. Gime me one."
Doug: "M-okay. Would you rather have, have your big toe amputated or make out with Larry King for 15 minutes?
Richie: "We lyin' down or standin' up?"
Doug: "You're leaning against a car."
Richie: "Argh, it's right down the line!"
Doug: "Yeah. You think that one over."


By Bean & Crumpet