Even a single sardine will sometimes do the trick

About politeness.

Swim guard: "You' ve lost weight."

Man: "Oh, have I?"

Swim guard: "Well, I don't know really. I've just noticed, that people like to hear, that they have."

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Kohteliaisuudesta.

Uimavalvoja: "Sä olet laihtunut."

Mies: "Ai, olenko?"

Uimavalvoja: "Tai en minä tiedä. Olen vaan huomannut, että ihmiset tykkää kuulla, että ne on."

By Bean

This seemed to interest Uncle Percy

Richie Iannucci: "Okey. Goin' in to your head, you're goin' to have to choose one. Would you rather have toothpicks showed under your fingernails or take the subway, at rush hour, naked?
Doug Heffernan: "Hmm, let's... I'm going to go with the toothpicks, just for everyone elses sake."
Richie: "All right. Gime me one."
Doug: "M-okay. Would you rather have, have your big toe amputated or make out with Larry King for 15 minutes?
Richie: "We lyin' down or standin' up?"
Doug: "You're leaning against a car."
Richie: "Argh, it's right down the line!"
Doug: "Yeah. You think that one over."

In King of Queens

By Bean & Crumpet

I nodded

Woman: "I have such a wonderful man. He even cuts my toe nails and paints them, because I can't myself."

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 Nainen: "Mulla on niin ihana mies. Se leikkaa mun varpaankynnetkin ja lakkaa ne, kun itse en pysty."

By Crumpet

Two, m'lord

Next summer it's going to be two weeks in Berlin. This time we are staying at Torstraße in Mitte with our friends. Waiting for the departure..

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Kesällä siis kahdeksi viikoksi Berliiniin. Tällä kertaa asumme Torstraßella Mittessä ja saamme matkalle myös seuraa ystävistämme. Lähtöä odotellessa..

By Bean & Crumpet

It was a ruse

A flower shop, that has only plastic flowers covering its windows

is like a restaurant, that has mousetraps under the tables

- is not very convincing.

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Kukkakauppa, jonka ikkunoita peittävät pelkät muovikukat,

on kuin ravintola, jossa on hiirenloukkuja pöytien alla

- se ei herätä luottamusta.

By Bean & Crumpet

Who are you?

Snoopy: "Beauty Tips:  How to Look Younger... Don't be born so soon."

Today is our blogs fourth anniversary. How about that?

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Ressu: "Kauneusvinkkejä: Kuinka näyttää nuoremmalta... Ei saa syntyä liian aikaisin."

Tänään on blogimme neljävuotispäivä. Ei hassumpaa.

By Bean & Crumpet