Let's have the whole story from start to finish

Buck Strickland: "I like to eat, I like to hump and I don't like to drive."

In King of the Hill

By Bean & Crumpet

While your at it, take a look

What kind of parents call their daughter "a spinster" to their daughters ex-in-laws, may I ask?
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Millaiset vanhemmat kutsuvat tytärtään "vanhaksipiiaksi" tyttärensä ex-appivanhemmille, kysynpä vaan?

By Crumpet

There is only one cure for gray hair

I wonder why is it, that I don't like dogs, but dogs like me?
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Miksiköhän koirat pitävät minusta, vaikka minä en pidä niistä?

By Crumpet