He would supply them with his waist measurements

Arthur: "Ah, dinner Italiano! Whumbaa! Aren't you having anything, sweetheart?"

Carrie: "No, I'm on a diet."

Arthur: "Ah, you kids with your dieting and your health. In my day, we dropped dead of a massive coronary in our mid-fifties and we liked it!"

In King of Queens

By Bean & Crumpet