Explanation to us all

James (Jim) Hacker: "I know exactly who reads the papers.
The Daily Mail is read by people who think they run the country.
The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country.
The Times is read by people who actually do run the country.
The Daily Mirror is read by the wives of the people who run the country.
The Financial Times is read by people who own the country.
The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country.
The Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is."
Sir Humphrey Appleby: "Prime Minister, what about people who read the Sun?"
Bernard Woolley: "Sun readers don't care who runs the country as long as she's got big tits."

In Yes, Prime Minister

By Bean & Crumpet