I don't want to be mixed up with this

"The officiall viewpoint in the upper house, the Lords that is, is we'll never crack this European thing ´till we can hook you European Johnnys onto cricket. While they've asked me get before the committee to explain the finer points, the innitial breefing goes something like this."

"Cricket. There are two sides out in the field, one out and one in. And each chap that's in the side that's in, goes out and when he's out, comes back in. And the next chap goes in, until he's out. And when their all out, the side that's been out, comes in. And the side that's in, goes out and tries to get out those chaps that are trying to get in. And then again, of course, you get a chap who's still in and therefore not out. But ones everybody's been in and out, including the not outs, that's the end of the mach. It's really quite simple."

Tinker Dill in Lovejoy

By Bean & Crumpet