Dale: "Hey, I know what is wrong with your truck. It's your quote unquote pollution control. I heard on talk radio what you don't even need them. They are just egghead government plot."
Hank: "How is cutting down on pollution a government plot, Dale?"
Dale: "Open up your eyes man. They are trying to control global warming. Get it? Global."
Hank: "So what?"
Dale: "That's code for UN commissars telling Americans what temperature it's going to be in our outdoors. I say let the world warm up. See what Boutros-Boutros Ghali-Ghali thinks about that. We'll grow oranges in Alaska."
Hank: "Dale, you giblet-head, we live in Texas. It1s already 110 in the summer and if it gets one degree hotter, I am gonna kick your ass!"
By Bean & Crumpet
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