You're not a lawyer, by any chance, are you, sir?

Owner of the Showbiz Deli: "So you really like the chopped chicken liver?"

Bobb Hill: "I love it! It's meat I can eat with a spoon."

Owner of the Showbiz Deli: "I get it in a drum from a catalogue. It's a lot easier than Italian food, like my last place. Did you know you have to heat up I-talian food?"

Bobb Hill: "Well, you got to melt the cheese."

In King of the Hill

By Bean & Crumpet